$ 0 0 The world’s most horrible noise finally stricken from our television sets. Rich people more likely to be deliberately delinquent on a mortgage than anyone else. Poor somehow responsible, we’re sure. Catholic Church considers moving location of headquarters. Israel clears itself of wrongdoing, votes itself “Most Prettiest”. “I think pearly gates are kind of overdoing it. It costs too much to maintain, visitors will scratch them all up, it just seems like a lot of trouble. What’s wrong with a plain ol’ wooden gate? Or maybe an iron gate, if you’ve got that kind of money.”